Happy Monday!
President Donald Trump held a press availability during a Cabinet meeting on Monday, during which he went on a number of tangents and rants. Here are six of the wildest moments:
Perhaps this has something to do with it
Not a peep on gun control or infrastructure. Weird.
They in the meeting all know he is nuts, but they can’t speak because their noses are in his butt. That brown stain should be permanent by now.
God still hasn’t painted my house.
Come to think about it he wasn’t very good about factoring polynomials for me either.
GOP Senators are cringing as they prepare for the inevitable questions about the emoluments clause.
And…if I understand him correctly (and that’s a terrifying thought, believe me), his crowd is more excited about keeping immigrants out than they are about bringing soldiers home. So they hate immigrants more than they love soldiers. That’s nice.
What a jumbled mess of neurons.
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
If he wasn’t so powerful it would be laughable. The man is crazy. Flat out batsht nuts.
“My largest cheer that night was two things: We’re building the wall, that’s number one,” Trump bragged. “And number two, probably tied for number one, was we’re bringing our soldiers back home.”
Except, of course, that he is NOT building a wall, and he is NOT bringing the soldiers back home – the guys who were in Syria are being re-deployed to Iraq. But I doubt Fox News will be pointing that out.
Carson could also pray for a good harvest so the grain silos in the pyramids can be filled.
"We’re building the wall, that’s number one […] And number two, probably tied for number one, was we’re bringing our soldiers back home.”
TIED FOR NUMBER ONE?! He is so absolutely psychotically dedicated to fluffing every minute of his existence that he can’t even allow the possibility of the second item of his two item list to be ranked second?!?
(Yep, THAT’S a guy who’s going to honor the results of losing a national election…)
What a wreck of a human being.
The press should ask every R: “If Obama had been accused of these things, would you have voted to impeach (or remove) him?”
❊ Blink ❊
“I get more promotion than any human being that’s ever lived.” That seems weirdly self-aware for Trump. And yet it’s still not enough to fill the black hole where his soul should be.
Only six?
Have the conspiracy theories started the Democrats master plan is actually not impeachment but to make his life so miserable that not only will he quit but he won’t even want to get out of bed in the morning?
“We’re better prepared than we’ve ever been,” he continued. “If Iran does something, they’ll be hit like they’ve never been hit before. We have things that we’re looking at.”
Looks like Saudi Arabia is running the US military now. Nice.
Totally.
