I think his audience is a bit bored by his erection talk.
Believe me!
Whereâs Leo? Oh, there he is in the pĂźzza. What about that lead? Itâs not just for the water anymore.
Addendum. Disparate clichés and meaningless haphazard right wing talking points in search of a coherent theme. Or, this is what goes as his 100 day victory lap speech.
Build the wall! Blimps!!
Donât think about it!! Wall. Weâre going to get it. Iâm going to give it to you good and hard!
Not watching. Is he reading from a teleprompter or babbling off the cuff?
Teleprompter, with a few asides.
He just promised to literally stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody.
It brought down the house.
Have the guys in the white coats with butterfly nets entered the room yet?
I had to stop watching and listening. I already have some high-frequency hearing loss and all the dog whistles were not helpingâŠ
This is in-fuckin-sane.
The British are here!
I couldnât bear to listen. Let me guess: he talked a lot about his tremendous, unprecedented electoral and electoral college victory and how much heâs winning and forgot to say anything about how great guns are, other than implicitly by talking about Muslims and Mexicans.
These are dark times in the kingdom. There are those who would take away your trebuchets, blunderbusses. and siege towers.
And now, Rickrolling.
Story yesterday said the Secret Service wouldnât let anyone bring their guns.
âThey said there was no path to victory. Then I won. It was the greatest night of my life. Have I ever told you about the greatest night of my life?â
Yes Donald. Youâve told us about it.
Not very good, but you get what you pay for.
I apply the ten-minute rule for TPM shops. If I canât do it in ten minutes, it probably wasnât that funny to begin with.
The Secret Service nixed the butterfly nets.
That reminds me, whatever happened to the campaign spokeswoman who liked to wear the bullet necklace?
Good lord, they are even dumber than previously thought.
Like a malignant leper colony.