Malaria will attend and dance around an upended howitzer, wearing little bullet-shaped nipple-tassels.
OH SWEET JESUS! AAAAArrrrrrrgghhhhhhh!
Donât expect any Sister Souljah moments.
This might be good entertainment. He has what he believes to be a good audience and if he eschews a teleprompter, expect the bizarre. Perhaps he will endorse arming kindergarten teachers and their pupils against bears or nasty hamsters and truculent hedgehogs.
O.T. I never thought Iâd ever see anything like this from the GOP. Look at the change since 2014. All driven by the idea that âliberalsâ and âprogressivesâ, even though American, are worse than Russia.
The drama is buildingâŚwill Trump pardon Charles Manson today?
Putin covers Radioheadâs âCreepâ
BuzzFeed: No, This Video Of Putin Singing âCreepâ Is Not Real
This will probably be the first time in awhile that Trump has an erection.
His erection hasnât got past an incline of 306/538 for almost 6 months now. Not much hope.
Itâs nice of the NRA to offer me a free knife for joining, but itâd be a lot nicer if theyâd offer a free machine gun.
A lunatic addressing lunatics. Now thatâs what I call must-see TV.
Iâm not praying for a gun to accidentally go off, but Iâm also not a religious man.
Hey, join the Kansas State Rifle Association instead. Once in, youâll be able dictate what legislation passes in Kansas. Better than a free knife. Seriously, Iâm still shaking my head after reading this story:
Who is the monster speaking now?
Please please please please please someone hand this man a loaded gun. What could go wrong?
Are we paying for him to do this? Its nothing more than a F*cking political rally. Trump should be paying for this out of his own pocket. . . .yea, fat chance, I guess.
Oh god⌠the erection again.
Is this speech happening at NRA headquarters? If so, it is a gun-free zone (and Iâve never understood how the NRA gets away with that glaring hypocrisy.)