I thought the business of Clinton having trouble with stairs was legitimate, and that she didn’t want to disclose having hip arthritis or something similar. She also is fat.
For accuracy’s sake, I will not deny being fat until I lose a few kilos.
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Central Asia makes good beer I think I read somewhere.
Hmm… not having memory issues, are we? J/k
Don’t you remember what lifestyle change I made last fall? 
Don’t know about beer, but Uzbekistan has some really delicious produce, fruits, and nuts, which are appreciated throughout the region. They cherries are fantastic, for example. Certain staple vegetables are tastier here than the run of the mill counterparts in the US—especially tomatoes and carrots.
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Looks like he went in to feel the Marine up but he turned around too quickly.
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Damn, I love you but I can’t keep up with all the details for all of the comments crew.
But now that you mention it - and good on you. It was certainly the best thing I ever did.
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WTF?
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I’ve never seen that until now - what is with him and touching people’s waists and hips and asses?
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A shallow man who was born on third base, who has learned nothing in life, and doesn’t seem to be very happy either.
We can only hope he doesn’t blow up the world.
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Fucking patted the Marine Honor Guard?
Maybe that Marine is holding the key to Lust Object’s chastity belt.
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Perhaps he is talking only to himself; giving himself that desperately needed paternal reassurance he never received in real life.
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You thinking of running for office 
?
ExAcTLy
NY Times is fair and balanced today:
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Reminds me of something I read. Noel Coward was escorting the Queen Mother to a theater performance. The stairway was lined with Guardsmen. Noel was checking them out and the QM leaned to him and said, “Don’t think about it. They count them when they put them out and count again when they put them away.”
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I am dying
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So the President admits that he is useless except for signing executive orders and tweeting. lol
“Are you disappointed with how the Republicans have handled these big issues?” Fox News’ Martha MacCallum asked Trump.
“Well, yeah. They’ve basically just shoved them out of their way, like what I’m doing to this Marine.”
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Did Donnie mistake the Marine for Ivanka?
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She was gay friendly before we even coined the phrase. Her footman and her page were lovers of 40+ years. They always had very loud fights. One day, they were down in the kitchen having a knock-down. QM descends in the elevator, steps out, and tells them: “When you two old queens finish fighting, this old queen is ready for her martini.”
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that Marine will suffer PTSD for the rest of his life after this grope
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From Tennesee.Wow.
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