I am the eggman. Coo coo cachoo.
I see @j.dave beat me. Drat!
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Trump: “I can see Russia from up here!”
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I’m crying, I’m crying, I’m crying, I’m crying
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Mnuchin’s mouth and manner of pronouncing words is equally if not more gross…
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O squirrel, you are so witty.
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He swings both ways huh? 
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Yes, but the Guardian actually made sense. DT never does.
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The hot side hot, the cold side cold…
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A dummy speaks.
“I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed”
Donald–you go, girl!
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Yes, Trump: the Kosher Hindu cheeseburger served on Good Friday.
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I’m a vegetarian and I like to eat burgers and steaks
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Revised Headline: Trump: ‘I’m A Nationalist And A Globalist. I’m Both. I’m a Little Tea Pot too’
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Trump Ranchers and Farmers for anti-Trade Trump are like this gal:
"Does your creamy cream of cream soup have dairy? I can’t eat dairy. Oh it does? Well, then I’ll have a bowl. "
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The Guardian on the edge of dementia?
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I await Spicer’s attempts at spinning this latest drivel.
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“I’m broke but I’m happy, I’m poor but I’m kind / I’m short but I’m
healthy, yeah / I’m high but I’m grounded, I’m sane but I’m overwhelmed /
I’m lost but I’m hopeful, baby”
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“I’m a dessert topping, and a floorwax!”
Gee Honey, this cake is delicious. And look at that shine!
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I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised. We already knew he thinks he’s the alpha and the omega.
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Sounds like Fay Dunaway’s character in China Town----‘She’s my sister, she’s my daughter…’
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