Fascinating. And very neurotic.
Itâs all about me, me, me!
Yep! âSome of my best friends are black!â ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???
Clearly, Cohenâs law school didnât require a course on professional conduct.
What about Latinos, Asians, Arabs, Libertarians, Scientologists, Cats, Dogs, Martians�
Do you have corroborating photographic evidence for them too?
Youâve been in pictures with black folks? Good for you. But the problem isnât that non-racists support Trump, genius. Itâs that Trump supports racists. Nice try though. P.S. Good luck with the legal system. Youâre going to need it.
These clowns are so cartoonishly racist they make Lee Atwater look like a Freedom Rider.
I took a selfie awhile back next to a Ferrari parked in front of a restaurant I was walking by. See, I donât drive a Yugo.
"Cohen said he knows Trump âand his heartâ and claimed the President âdoesnât have a racist bone in his body.â
Ok Iâll give him a pass on his non racist bones but his brain and mouth are another matter.
You do all the racist policy dirty work for Trump, but you are not a racist.
Sure.
Kapo says what?
Yes, and when the US fought the forces of Hitler in WWII there was violence on both sides. Does that mean we can ignore the ideology and motives of both sides, and say they were morally equivalent?
Trump is going to take a lot of people down with him. The Hindenburg of presidents.
I canât find Cohenâs Ukrainian cabdriver collage that proves he isnât a Russian moleâŚ
This is painful. Self-awareness is screened out in the Trump hiring process. I guess fish are clueless from the head down, or something like that.
I once visited Paris. Does that make me French?
âOh, look at my African-American over here. Look at him,â Trump said. âAre you the greatest?â
June 6th, 2016 in Redding, California
See, SEE!!! Heâs NOT A RACIST!!! YOUâRE THE RACISTS FOR CALLING HIM A RACIST!!!11!11!!!1!!
As a white male, I cannot thank Cohen enough. With his incontrovertible evidence that blacks now have equal access and treatment when it comes to selfies with the Presidentâs attorney, Americaâs last shred of racism and bigotry has disappeared.
I feel a little bad about letting my black best friend know that I donât need him anymore, but heâs getting total equality as partial consolation.