Kenneth Starr thinks there’s nothing inappropriate about publishing this description.
Brett Kavanaugh thinks it’s a bit concise and demands followup questioning. Under oath.
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Which one - Ronny Ronnie or the original Trump “doctor”?
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Tell it, Stormy. This is exactly the type of “dis” this cretin President understands. I doubt he even knows about this yet, who would want to be the one to tell him? Once he does he will go ballistic. Manafort flipped, Cohen flipped, Kavanaugh is a creepy perv and Mueller is tightening the noose…none of that matters when his toadstool is being laughed at. The humanity.
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Who’s the official physician now?
Maybe Spanky will just write his own letter and get all 3 to sign it.
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I guess the official doctor is still Dr. Ronny Ronnie the drunk. I really don’t know. hahahahaha
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They’re probably all just making veiled references around him and trying to keep themselves from busting up when he’s looking.
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He’ll find out when Fox And Friends start talking about it.
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The incumbent since March 2018 is a Sean Conley.
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Thanks for the information. 
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If you ever wondered why Trump kept calling Ronny Jackson “a national hero” (!!!), well…
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But you all do notice that Stormy mentions not his Balls, meaning he got yuge bull sacked big balls … which also explains alot … and now for your listening enjoyment …
Oh, common stinkhorn. They are good when cooked but only in egg - immature - stage (i.e., before this gif was taken): https://foragerchef.com/stinkhorn-witch-eggs/
PS: Grandma used to dry them before cooking. 
(What do we do for Stormy!)
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Just having a moment to take this all in.
Our man-baby president just had his genitalia described in unflattering detail by someone in the porn industry, someone who has directed porn, who’s job is to know genitalia…
And that same person also just said he was crap in bed, but he sure looked like he had a good time.
When does this book hit the shelves?
ETA: Per Amazon, “This title will be released on October 2, 2018.”
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But, according to Brett Kavanaugh, it’s precisely this level of detail about a president’s genitals that the public should have. Oh, was that just for a democratic president? Then never mind.
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This could all be easily cleared up if congress would just hold public hearings with a parade of satisfied sexual partners describing that it is NOT smaller than average, and it is actually shaped differently than Stormy describes, etc. It shouldn’t be very difficult to subpoena (HA! I just said “sub peena”!) many of the women he has publicly bragged about over the years. Howard Stern could probably give them a rough list.
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Well she is a porn star so her opinion of what’s ok to talk about might differ from non-sex professionals.
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Donald’s schwantz doesn’t qualify as a magic mushroom, but if you even look at it you think you’re hallucinating.
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I would like about 1000 news segments to be introduced, thus:
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BREAKING NEWS: Stores scrambling to stock sufficient costumes of Mario Kart “Toad” and Yeti characters in time for Halloween.
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