Discussion: Report: Secret Service Can't Pay Agents Because Of Trump's Travel, Large Family

Not to worry. I expect Trump to disband the Executive Branch any day now. He and Jared and Ivanka can handle it. Along with a few well-chosen and creative accountants, that is.

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Gulf cart rental? Once again a violation of so many ethical standards and another cash cow for Trump businesses

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Of course.

That is the logical conclusion of President Nero, to have his own Praetorian Guard, answerable to him alone, controlling all access to the Emperor with No Brains and doing his bidding, each with a Pardon in his back pocket for whatever they do to the unwashed masses.
Trump already uses his own personal “security team” when he is at Trump Tower or Mar-A-Lago, much to the disgust of the Secret Service.

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That there is some of the finest trolling I’ve ever seen! Way to go, Secret Service Spokesman!

ht:@livingdeadgirl

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I’m sure some of Trump’s ‘second amendment people’ would be happy to volunteer their time to serve in close proximity to the President and his coven.

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But the Drumpfie clan think having a circle of Secret Service guys around them is a sign of status and being the cool kids. Ain’t no way they’re gonna decline that.

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The Secret Service now comes under the Heimatssicherheitsabteilung (Department of Homeland Security). Since 2003.

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Gee, just before they get to debt ceiling talks and such stuff, the discussion will have to be how to shovel millions more into the Secret Service just to protect a batch of overprivileged spoiled brats.

Hope this becomes a thorn in someone’s side real soon.

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Yes, but they didn’t have angry mobs baying after them with pitchforks.

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And they wouldn’t have feared death from a cup of tea or a trip to the sauna.

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Of course. Thanks.

Just comp them some shrimp cocktails at a Trump casino. They’ll be fine.

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It’s not just the size of the President’s family that’s causing strain on the department, Alles said, it’s also Trump’s travel and his children’s business and vacation travel that has overworked Secret Service agents.

AH vacations… where is the talk of those $Billion vacations we heard about the last President taking… here this azz and klan take $3Million weekends every other week… and why provide protection for “business” trips???

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Why are they still protecting Ivanka? Wouldn’t bullets just bounce off all of that silicone?

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Making America Great Again.

So that’s what they mean when they say Trump women are “resilient”!

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Eric and Don Jr are total idiots, but even to them is clear that they should not be going around without the SS, who knows a Trump worshiper might try to rip the shirt of one of the boys.

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Yes, but Obama and family spent many of their vacations in that exotic foreign country of Hawaii (H/T: Cokie “Asshead” Roberts).

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And so fucking petty and desperate. Gotta nickel and dime everyone to pay his debts. No wonder the Secret Service had to move out of Trump Tower.

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I never thought I’d live to see the day when the American First Lady was 50% Play-Doh.

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