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Prai$e Jay$u$—Turn them ploughshares into WMD. Kill the infidels and people with a triple digit IQ.
It is a spelling change: Pray to Prey. Nice work Mississippi. That is necessary as the local communities are losing funds for warehousing people in their jails. So a little more violence is just what is needed. /s
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George Carlin saw this coming. But it was funny then, because it was such a ridiculous concept.
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Welp, nothing can possibly go wrong with this, now, can it?
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Shoot the other cheek.
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Within the spectrum that is " faith …vs , fear " ----
The clear winner is shown by how one lives their life —
“Faith without works” … anyone –
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Or Mississippi.
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It’s all good (what could possibly go wrong?).
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Hah! Excellent. Also yet another reason to pray numb nuts sitting in the pew directly behind you with his holstered gun pointing directly at your back does not accidentally depress the hair trigger while digging around in his pocket for his offering.
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ISIS: Mississippi is our next headquarters. Everything we want to do to destroy our enemy is legal there.
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Just think - if churches had all been armed just a few years ago, George Tiller, who was murdered with a gun in a church, might still be alive today.
Or would the entire congregation have shot him, because abortion?
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Oh, that was only supposed to be in combat zones?
Note that, like all the hate laws passed recently, this one has multiple purposes. Even if you could argue that it’s OK for some members of a church to carry, coupling that with a rule that eliminates the need for a permit if you’re carrying in a holster is a sweet bit of vicious indirection. (And if it’s cold and your coat just happens to cover the holster, that’s not concealed carry…)
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None shall pass without a concealed carry permit that is available only to those who pass an IQ test by getting 91 or less.
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Sick stuff Mississippi. I think this Governor ate lead paint as a child. No other explanation seems to fit.
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Coming soon to a church in Mississippi-------------Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”.
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Weak, ineffective governance in our southern states as lead to a complete breakdown of civilization. From high rates of poverty, divorce, poor educational attainments, high reliance on the social safety net, high rates of uninsured, and shorter life spans, we now have massive lawlessness, even in houses of worship. How can the more successful Blue states allow our neighbors in Red states to go on suffering?
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Always funny to me that the folks that claim god and prayer work are the ones that seem to feel the strongest need for guns to protect themselves.
Edit: On a similar note they also seem to be as scared of dying, if not more so, than non believers. Just really seem to have a lot of doubt.
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Guns? YES! Right to discriminate? YOU BET! Vaginas, no…
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