At least, for a certain sub-specie of troll, we finally have something to shut them up.
Dumb Don and Bright Bart
This old man, he played dumb,
He played knick-knack with his thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give this ass a bone,
This old man can’t score a crone.
…
Kranky Kelly to Bright Bart:
I said, “GRAB MY PUSSY!! P L E A S E !!”
Sponsor: Grab Our Pussies (GOP)
I wonder if the Judge would go for the scarlet letter approach? Kobach would be paying his debt to society by always wearing SoS* on him in public view.
SoS=Sack of Shit
Deceptive conduct and lack of candor? Seems to me he is perfectly qualified for a high post in the Trump administration.
Well, here is proof positive in what attracted Melania to him.
Money.
She looks at him and all she sees is this: $$$$.
Transitioning to female? At his age? Although hey, I’m a tolerant guy — if that’s what it takes to make him comfortable in his skin, maybe he’ll calm down with the rage tweets finally.
Kris( (or Kristine … I forget) “But, but … I have the best conduct. I have the best candor.”
Trump: “Let it go.”
Keith Schiller (grasping judge’s neck): “Drop it!”
Bailiff pulls Schiller away. Secret Service just watches on.
Trump to each of the SS agents who failed to enforce His will: “You’re fired!:”
Trump then directs Michael Cohen to sue each SS agent’s estate.
Kris/tine?: “But I have a character witness, yer honer.”
Jesus (in chains): “Comrade Kobach has the best conduct. The best candor.”
Jesus blinks “torture” at the same time.
Judge instructs baiilff to remove Jesus’ chains.
Trump to bailiff: “I need loyalty”.
Sherriff (summoned by judge’s emergency button) pulls Trump off bailiff.
Trump to sherriff, baliff and judge in turn: “You’re Fired!”
Sherriff cuffs Trump. SS agents walk Trump out of the courtroom.
Trump: “This is a witch hunt: So so very unfair!”
Judge: “Let the record show that the President said He was a Munt.”
OT but one of those moments when one should use a dictionary rather than spell check.
One little mistake, and your entire post is urined.
Reminds me of the great Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest
Isn’t he using too much of his limited energy supply to be playing tennis?
It takes a supremely unaware individual to wear that outfit.
Newt did suggest relaxing child labor laws.
Yeah, but in his mind, he thinks he’s Jimmy Connors and has a chance with Chris Evert.
I think the Everclear and NyQuil cocktail is a good start. Use it to wash down a handful of Xanax bars.
Xanax™: For when you don’t want to remember a goddamn thing. Ask your doctor if Xanax™ is right for you.
Tennis (if played properly) is pretty strenuous for someone as out of shape as Trump appears to be. However, just by the way he is holding the racket, I doubt he plays very seriously.
Curious from the lawyers out there, on what grounds would Kobach be allowed to redact portions of the document?
Who would’ve ever dreamed a deceitful, lying career sack of shit would be accused of "“deceptive conduct and lack of candor”?