Then, hopefully, he explodes.
Not to mention trump is looking for a way out of this where he can still claim a win. Opening the government and getting people their paychecks is important but denying him the claim of a win is perhaps the most important thing of all. It will be a humiliating defeat for him, but that humiliation will go a long way in preventing this from happening again. It has to end here. This is the hill to die on if need be.
THIS is how you respond to a bully; no compromise, no surrender. One can only hope that this accelerates the impending myocardial infarction or stroke. Have another Big Mac, Donnie; the Diet Coke evens it all out.
Scroll down. Youâll see the breakdown.
39 Big Macs, 55 Quarter Pounders, 82 Wendyâs burgers, 11 Burger King Whoppers, four Dominoâs pizzas, and more, $2911.
To be fair, Toadglans would reheat the fast food feast but he doesnât like the microwave spying on him.
I know, I know, the self-anointed âprofessional at technologyâ couldnât operate a microwave oven even if his life depended on it. Indeed, ever since witnessing his prowess with an umbrella Iâve wondered: What would happen if you gave him a can and a can opener? Better yet, a P-38?
Months earlier I was referring to McDâs as heart attack burgers but not sure it was funny to others.
Remember, T rumpp does have a plan to end the shutdown. He just wonât share that with anyone because heâs so specially able to lead this country - over a cliff.
Wish I could say this was making me hungry but it only makes me sick. Besides I just ate a piece or two of chocolate cake I made with only the best ingredients. Yum!
AKA The BK Lounge.
BREAKIING not NEWS!!!
Capping an extraordinary year for the former television host, the Kremlin has named Donald J. Trump its Employee of the Month for December.
âNo one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,â the Russian President Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. âHe has set a high bar for all Kremlin employees, and for that, we salute him.â
DummkopfdämmerungâŚ
Or perhaps you might prefer Idiotendämmerung?
The Dems should clearly state that they donât negotiate with terrorists; especially a domestic one whoâs endangering the entire nation.
Every time I see this layout of food, Iâm thinking âhow long have these burgers and fries been sitting out?â Couldnât have tasted very good by the time they were consumed - hopefully none of the players get sick from eating aged, room temperature food.
Yum. Uninspected fast food. Iâm sure it will be fine.
Itâs Borowitz, but it could just as easily be true.
Hey Dump Womp Womp that is allâŚ
Only if they get to order it themselves. If Spankee is choosing, itâs gonna be subpar.