Fine Chinese workmanshipâŚ
Ugly, tacky, gaudy, expensive, carnival barker Chinese merchandise.
Crass. Tacky.
What a nice gesture this would be if the money was going to charity. Instead itâs going to a âcampaignâ with no reason left to exist other than to fleece its supporters.
Lock him up!
And itâs âMerry Christmasâ and it goes on a âChristmasâ tree, no âHappy Holidaysâ for Trumpsters⌠(Curse words I wonât say).
How will we ever survive the next 4 years if we are paying attention?
OMGâMake Christmas Tacky (or tackier?) again.
Who thought of this, Uday or Qusay?
Oh, and still plenty of commemorative hats for sale.
Truly loathsome.
I thought so too but I wanted to see which way the trend was going before I said anything! 
Never mind all the actual terrible things weâre in for. The cherry on top will be this manâs horrible taste and the late-night QVC-style operators-are-standing-by grift impulse writ impossibly large. From the Obamas to this. Un-fucking-believable.
And the millions of poor racist hillbillies who voted for him will scrimp and save to buy 4 of these for their tree while their president-elect abandons every issue that got them to vote for him in the first place.
Inaugural edible panties?
Trademarked as the genuine âPussy Grabbersâ⌠Made in China of pure polyester.
EdibleâŚso theyâd have to be made of, at least, Chinese sidewalk barbecued cardboard.
At least Donaldâs cash-ins donât come with an obnoxious âStyle Alert!â, but thatâs not much of a silver (or is it gold with Trump?) lining.
Thatâs a joke, of course, but reality is running it a close second in unbelievability. Doubt me? Behold the hugely classy couple:
Itâs the second time Iâm going to post this today and Iâll do it every day for anyone who thinks what trump said is worthy of repeating as a dimwitted punchline. Grow the fuck up.
Itâs bad enough the guy won the election and has the chance to ruin this country and Obamaâs legacy, but to think his disgusting remark is going to live on for the sake of expanding your standup comedy tryout is too much.
And some people thought the Clintonâs renting out the Lincoln bedroom was tackyâŚ
Will these be available in an ornament version also?
What, no propeller?