When has Loony Louie made sense?
I missed all the Loony Louie stories, but it seems he is off his meds again, so expect more outbursts and stupidity 
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OT, but did an Amazon search…
It’s east Texas, which may answer your question. Not only do they reelect him, but they do so overwhelmingly. The Democrats frequently don’t even run a candidate against him.
Texas' 1st congressional district election, 2008
Party Candidate Votes %
Republican Louie Gohmert (incumbent) 189,012 87.57
Independent Roger L. Owen 26,814 12.42
Texas' 1st congressional district election, 2010
Party Candidate Votes %
Republican Louie Gohmert (incumbent) 129,398 89.72
Libertarian Charles F. Parkes III 14,811 10.27
Texas' 1st congressional district election, 2012
Party Candidate Votes %
Republican Louie Gohmert (incumbent) 178,322 71.4
Democratic Shirley J. McKellar 67,222 26.9
Libertarian Clark Patterson 4,114 1.64
Texas' 1st congressional district election, 2014
Party Candidate Votes %
Republican Louie Gohmert (incumbent) 115,084 77.47
Democratic Shirley J. McKellar 33,476 22.53
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Oh Louie…you are SUCH a freakin’ buffoon…
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Louis continues to cast asparagus…
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It must be tough for Louie, going through life as a water-head.
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There’s no meds for stupid, can’t be cured.
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Dagnamit … too late for me to be the first to cast aspersions on his asparagus!!
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His district is very poor. 1.4% of wage earners make more than $200,000 a year, compared to 3.65% nationally. Poor districts and Red districts commonly align on electoral maps.
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Apparently he is also to dumb to manage his money
Louis B Gohmert Jr (R-Texas) ranks 434th in the House with an estimated net worth* of $-107,501 in 2014.
Assets
Year:
No assets were found.
Louis B Gohmert Jr (R-Texas)
Liabilities
AES Corp Student Loans for children $50,001 to $100,000
Citizens First Bank Personal $15,001 to $50,000
Southside Bank Residential Mortgage $250,001 to $500,000
Heeb beeb beeb beeb beeb…
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No, they want future proponents of violent resistance to Democrat Administrations to have military assault weapons. That is yet another one of the pandered-to interest groups in the “base” of the Dixiecrat GOP.
Louie represents citizens of the Sovereign State of Texass where his constituents believe fervently that President Obama is a Muslim, or worse.
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At least the items on the right serve some useful purpose.
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HEADLINE: HOWLER MONKEY THROWS POO
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Chilling thought; and yet, it undoubtedly lives in the dark corners of more than a few (!) RWNJ’s minds.
And somewhere Eric Holder is smiling.
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Gohmert continued, “And they’re also trying to sap my precious bodily fluids.”
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Why else would they CARE about people on the terror watch list being banned from buying assault weapons? If the Black Panthers were still around, they would be demanding no fly no buy. Ditto Young Lords or Macheteros. They have cheered on the Bundy types and the Duck Dynasty/Militia types. Anyway, obsessive topic of mine. Sorry.
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“A fired-up Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)” Yes, fired up with the power of derp.
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