Discussion: DHS' Kelly, Changing Course: Marijuana Is 'A Potentially Dangerous Gateway Drug'

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The withered claw of Jeff Sessions draws a line through fact, again.

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Does this mean that Kelly is subservient to Sessions? This is quite a reversal.

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Gateway to Twinkies?

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Shorter Kelly: My spine belongs to Beauregard.

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and Doritos. . . . probably no one can benefit financially from these food products whereas private prisons will rake in the $$$ for some members of this administration.

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Jeez…if you’re going to channel Steve King, you have to talk about “calves the size of cantaloupes”.

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Yep, a gateway to White Castle or Taco Bell…

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Well, this is certainly good news for the private prison industry. Also good news for the alcohol industry. Everyone else, eh, not so much.

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As in the movie ‘Hidden Figures’, Jeffie wants us all to use the restroom that’s a half mile away…

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Thanks, dude!

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Shorter Kelly
We can lock the fucking hippies and libruls up
and make money for our for profit Private Prison Pals

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/04/28/how-for-profit-prisons-have-become-the-biggest-lobby-no-one-is-talking-about/?utm_term=.ff706c127815

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Oh 1987, how I’ve missed ye…

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And having difficulty leaving the couch because Petticoat Junction marathon on tv.

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Frankly if you’re against sin and debauchery you’re probably a very uninteresting dinner companion.

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it’s only a “gateway” because it’s illegal and douchebags like Kelly and Sessions and Reagan make it seem edgy and naughty.

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Yuck

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“Faster, John Kelly! Play that piano faster!!!”

The “Reefer Madness” reboot we’ve all been clamoring for.

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”The Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security warned that it was ‘a potentially dangerous gateway drug’ and said his agency would pursue the enforcement of laws against it.”

He continued, “Until Big Pharma figures out how to monopolize it.”

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These guys seriously need to update the “Reefer madness” era rhetoric.

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