The withered claw of Jeff Sessions draws a line through fact, again.
Does this mean that Kelly is subservient to Sessions? This is quite a reversal.
Gateway to Twinkies?
Shorter Kelly: My spine belongs to Beauregard.
and Doritos. . . . probably no one can benefit financially from these food products whereas private prisons will rake in the $$$ for some members of this administration.
JeezâŚif youâre going to channel Steve King, you have to talk about âcalves the size of cantaloupesâ.
Yep, a gateway to White Castle or Taco BellâŚ
Well, this is certainly good news for the private prison industry. Also good news for the alcohol industry. Everyone else, eh, not so much.
As in the movie âHidden Figuresâ, Jeffie wants us all to use the restroom thatâs a half mile awayâŚ
Thanks, dude!
Shorter Kelly
We can lock the fucking hippies and libruls up
and make money for our for profit Private Prison Pals
Oh 1987, how Iâve missed yeâŚ
And having difficulty leaving the couch because Petticoat Junction marathon on tv.
Frankly if youâre against sin and debauchery youâre probably a very uninteresting dinner companion.
itâs only a âgatewayâ because itâs illegal and douchebags like Kelly and Sessions and Reagan make it seem edgy and naughty.
Yuck
âFaster, John Kelly! Play that piano faster!!!â
The âReefer Madnessâ reboot weâve all been clamoring for.
âThe Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security warned that it was âa potentially dangerous gateway drugâ and said his agency would pursue the enforcement of laws against it.â
He continued, âUntil Big Pharma figures out how to monopolize it.â
These guys seriously need to update the âReefer madnessâ era rhetoric.